The Self-Audit
How deep are you?
21 questions. No right answers. Just a mirror.
Answer honestly — the only person you're lying to is yourself.
Answer honestly — the only person you're lying to is yourself.
Your results are ready.
You'll see your score and pattern now — instantly.
Leave your email and I'll also send you a full personalised report — a detailed, hand-written breakdown of your specific data: what your subscale pattern actually means, which wounds are doing the most damage, and a precise course prescription built around your results. Not automated. Not generic. Takes me time to build, but it's worth it.
No list. No newsletter. Just your report, when it's ready.
Environmental Variables Audit
Your internal data is locked. Now, I need the context. The same Split feels different at 22 than it does at 42. A Hell Loop in a marriage is a different beast than one in the dating market. Give me the coordinates so the report is precise.
Birth year
Relationship status
Do you have children?
Do you identify as neurodivergent, or have a diagnosis of autism or ADHD?
Women you've been intimate with (approx.)
Where did you find The Drowning Man?
How are you feeling right now? (1 — suicidal · 10 — joyful bliss)
